Random Family Insults

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Are your parents siblings?

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.