Random Family Insults

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Are your parents siblings?

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.