Random Family Insults

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

Are your parents siblings?

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.