Random Family Insults

Are your parents siblings?

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.