Random Family Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Are your parents siblings?

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!