Random Family Insults

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Are your parents siblings?

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!