Random Family Insults
There are 21 family insults.
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Are your parents siblings?42
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Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.17
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Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.322
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Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"23
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You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.536
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Life isn't easy, but your mom is.179
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I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-252
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Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?107
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You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.52
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Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.-57
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I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.130
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Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.177
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You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.-21
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When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.-31
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To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.-77
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Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.-125
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You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.125
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How were you born? Your dad has no balls!97
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.76
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I bet your mother has a loud bark.-68