Random Family Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Are your parents siblings?

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.