Random Family Insults

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Are your parents siblings?

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!