Random Family Insults

Are your parents siblings?

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.