Random Family Insults

There are 21 family insults.

  • Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    22
  • You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.
    123
  • Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?
    104
  • I bet your mother has a loud bark.
    -69
  • Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    321
  • Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
    -58
  • When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
    -31
  • Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
    175
  • How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
    95
  • You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
    51
  • Are your parents siblings?
    43
  • I bet your mother has a loud bark!
    17
  • Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
    16
  • Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.
    -122
  • Life isn't easy, but your mom is.
    175
  • To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.
    -76
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -251
  • You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
    -20
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    532
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    76