Random Family Insults

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

Are your parents siblings?

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.