Random Family Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Are your parents siblings?

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.