Random Family Insults

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Are your parents siblings?

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.