Random Family Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

How were you born? Your dad has no balls!

Did you know they used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one?

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Are your parents siblings?

Your Mom was a hot 15 year old when she gave birth to you.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

I would insult your mother, but cows are sacred in my country.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.