Random Good Comebacks

In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!

  • Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
    -102
  • Insult: Why are you so stupid?
    Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
    127
  • Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
    74
  • You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
    54
  • Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    56
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    845
  • Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
    224
  • If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
    79
  • Sorry , I don't speak dog!
    -194
  • Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)
    140
  • When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    26
  • Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
    166
  • I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.
    171
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    299
  • If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
    133
  • Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
    80
  • Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    82
  • You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
    -1,355
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
    711