Random Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.119
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I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.-156
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I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.179
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I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.45
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You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.29
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Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!-269
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By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.897
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You asked for my number I said.. 1-800 Dream On !!57
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Insult: You're gay.
Comeback: Well I'm straighter than the pole you dance on.360 -
If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.-72
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And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?182
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If you have a problem with me, please kindly write it on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and put it in your ass.407
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If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...-349
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I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?73
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The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.-59
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Insult: Suck my dick!
Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.336 -
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.439
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You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.-247
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Insult: FUCK YOU!
Comeback: No thanks, I don't want herpes.165 -
I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."659