Random Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.265
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I'm not kissing you even if your mouth is cleaner then the humans-134
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I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.285
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Person 1: What are you looking at?
Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out467 -
I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two.117
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If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!189
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Insult: You ruined it.
Comeback: Your ass ruined where your face was supposed to go.96 -
Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.156
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Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.521
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Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.360
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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.1.3K
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You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
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I would insult you back, but mother nature already has for me.133
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Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)142
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Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.357
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I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.184
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Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.32
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Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.-193
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Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.808
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Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?73