Random Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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I'm sorry, how small did you say your chode was again?33
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If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!189
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.-596
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If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!327
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?-61
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I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.174
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You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.302
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Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.88
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Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.312
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I would insult you back, but mother nature already has for me.133
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I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.92
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The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.-475
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Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.746
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Excuse me, I can't hear you over the sound of how wrong you are.51
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Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.351
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For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.154
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I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.44
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Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)833
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Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.900 -
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.376