Random Good Comebacks
In need of a witty comeback? Check out these good comebacks and you'll be ready for any insult that may come your way!
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.1.1K
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I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.-159
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Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.365 -
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.401
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Insult: Kiss my ass.
Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!95 -
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.373
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Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.521 -
I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.120
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Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-883
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You have your head so far up your ass, you can chew your food twice.133
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?1.6K
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Insult: Suck my dick.
Comeback: Get one first!360
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Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!-271
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Sorry, can't put small objects in my mouth or I'll choke579
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
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You should keep some lube with you, so it doesn't hurt as bad the next time you FUCK ME OVER!-88
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If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.-70
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Insult: This is boring!
Comeback: So was your Mom last night.196 -
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?580
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Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.107