Best Classic Insults

There are 6 classic insults.

  • 1
    Have a nice cup of shut the fuck up!
  • 2
    How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
  • 3
    I have an idea! Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
  • 4
    The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit.
  • 5
    Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.
  • 6
    I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???