Random Classic Insults

The grass is always greener on the other side because it is fertilized with bullshit.

Disability jokes aren't funny. I have a friend in a wheelchair who can't stand them.

I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???

I have an idea! Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

Have a nice cup of shut the fuck up!

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT