Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    499
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    34
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    70
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
    3
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
    103
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    175
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    154
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
    3
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
    97
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
    -47
  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -37
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    60
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
    25
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
    65
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
    -59
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    562
  • When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
    -118
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
    37
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    135
  • The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
    -53