Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  • I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
  • I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
  • You are an oxygen thief.
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
  • The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
  • When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.