Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
    103
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    263
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    670
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    147
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    119
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    165
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    138
  • If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
    -39
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    128
  • When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
    -116
  • I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
    33
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
    -66
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
    216
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
    -58
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    179
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    58
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
    36
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
    137
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
    26
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    57