Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
  • I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
  • My kid got your honor student pregnant!
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  • If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
  • When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.