Random Casual Insults

I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.

You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

It won't be the same without you. It will be better.

My kid got your honor student pregnant!

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.

The more I think about you, the less I think about you.

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.

Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?

I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!

Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.

You're such an anal orifice.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.