Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    670
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
    44
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
    229
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
    -61
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -67
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
    -47
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
    -15
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    33
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
    56
  • Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
    704
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    595
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
    36
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
    -70
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
    136
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    58
  • You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
    99
  • My kid knocked up your honor student.
    -31
  • Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
    -32
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
    34
  • I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    167