Random Casual Insults

It won't be the same without you. It will be better.

My kid knocked up your honor student.

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

You got more issues than National Geographic!

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.

It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.