Random Casual Insults
There are 75 casual insults.
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You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME139
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Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.63
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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.-55
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?-31
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Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.27
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When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.-119
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Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.35
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.-39
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The more I think about you, the less I think about you.-51
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I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.57
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You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.271
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Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?89
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Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.74
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You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.-58
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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?-59
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Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.-53
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If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.58
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You're such an anal orifice.-77
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I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.104
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.189