Random Casual Insults

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".