Random Casual Insults

Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.

You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME

Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.

I really wish we were better strangers.

Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.