Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
  • You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
  • I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
  • The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.