Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
  • You are an oxygen thief.
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.