Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
  • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
  • You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
  • The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
  • Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
  • You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.