Random Casual Insults

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

It won't be the same without you. It will be better.

You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.

Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
Mind your own business you nosy bitch.

I really wish we were better strangers.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME

Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

My kid knocked up your honor student.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.