Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
    257
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    769
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    271
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    61
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
    -80
  • I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    169
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    108
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    58
  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -36
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    54
  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    62
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
    -59
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    165
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
    48
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    230
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    185
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    65
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
    -59
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
    -58
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
    -83