Random Casual Insults

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.

You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

You are an oxygen thief.

Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

I really wish we were better strangers.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

The more I think about you, the less I think about you.