Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
  • The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
  • I am looking forward to the pleasure of your company, since I haven't had it yet.
  • The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
  • I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
  • I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.