Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
  • Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin' bottle.
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
  • You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
  • My kid knocked up your honor student.
  • Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
  • I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.