Random Casual Insults

Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.

You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?

You are an oxygen thief.

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.

The more I think about you, the less I think about you.

Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.

I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I can honestly say,
it sucks to be you.

When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.