Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
  • My kid knocked up your honor student.
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
  • I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
  • Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
  • If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".