Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  • I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
  • You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
  • I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
  • Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • My kid got your honor student pregnant!
  • The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
  • I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
  • I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.