Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
  • I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
  • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
  • When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  • The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
  • Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.