Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
  • You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
  • My kid got your honor student pregnant!
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
  • The more I think about you, the less I think about you.
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.