Random Casual Insults

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.

You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.

You're such an anal orifice.

Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.

It won't be the same without you. It will be better.

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.

You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!

My kid got your honor student pregnant!

The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.