Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
    63
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    61
  • I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
    100
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
    -61
  • Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
    -31
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    175
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
    -43
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
    2
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    60
  • If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.
    -39
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
    35
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    53
  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    74
  • You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME
    136
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
    -78
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
    38
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    694
  • Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
    -31
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    33
  • I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
    136