Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • You: What is the difference between you and an apple?
    Them: I don't know
    You: The apple keeps the doctor away, but you keep everything away!
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
  • You're such an anal orifice.
  • I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
  • I hate you. Maybe not in the "I hope you die" kind of way, rather "I hope you develop an allergy to bacon". And ice cream.
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?