Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    53
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    598
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
    -58
  • Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    730
  • I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
    102
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    78
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    127
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
    -15
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
    25
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    277
  • You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
    129
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    230
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
    66
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    161
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
    3
  • You got more issues than National Geographic!
    150
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
    -46
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    61
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    186
  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -38