Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    129
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    -39
  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    77
  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
    48
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    165
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
    107
  • I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
    56
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    230
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
    35
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
    60
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    29
  • You're such an anal orifice.
    -63
  • Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
    -55
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
    67
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    306
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    81
  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    618
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
    -15
  • I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
    43
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    34