Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • My kid got your honor student pregnant!
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
  • My kid knocked up your honor student.
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    I can honestly say,
    it sucks to be you.
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
  • I'd love to stay and chat, but to be honest I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.
  • Stop editing your pictures so much. What if you go missing?
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
  • You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.