Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • It won't be the same without you. It will be better.
  • My kid knocked up your honor student.
  • Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
  • Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
  • Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.
  • If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
  • Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.
  • You got more issues than National Geographic!
  • Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.