Random Casual Insults

There are 75 casual insults.

  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
    113
  • Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
    -61
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    29
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    504
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
    -38
  • You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
    -43
  • If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    274
  • Looks like you got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking.
    60
  • You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
    -74
  • I really wish we were better strangers.
    38
  • You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
    -47
  • I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
    -59
  • You're as useless as a ham sandwich at a Barmitzvah.
    -90
  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.
    229
  • Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
    184
  • You're such an anal orifice.
    -63
  • You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
    -15
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
    2
  • You are an oxygen thief.
    -38
  • Wow somebody was MADE on the wrong side of the bed, you homo.
    -78