Best Bald Insults
Have a friend who's bald? Ready, aim, fire with our jokes and insults for bald people. Database of baldness insults and comebacks.
- 1You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.262
- 2You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.248
- 3You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.233
- 4You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?193
- 5You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.191
- 6You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.132
- 7You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.126
- 8You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!113
- 9Do you do that with your hair everyday?72
- 10You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.64
- 11You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*27 - 12Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!-27
- 13You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'-94
- 14You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.-99 - 15You're so bald, I can see my reflection.-119
- 16You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.-135