Last Updated
1 year ago (10/20/2016)

Bald Insults

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
179
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
-50
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
-58
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
8
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
73
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
59
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
9
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
114
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
-63
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
62
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
-50
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
206
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
56
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
165
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
159
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
55