Ginger & Red Head
Random Bald Insults
1 year ago (10/20/2016)
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.
You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*
You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
Do you do that with your hair everyday?
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.