Random Bald Insults
Have a friend who's bald? Ready, aim, fire with our jokes and insults for bald people. Database of baldness insults and comebacks.
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You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.262
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You're so bald, when you take a shower you get brainwashed.132
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You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?193
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You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has
elected you president.-99 -
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.-135
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You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.64
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Do you do that with your hair everyday?72
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You're so bald, I can see my reflection.-119
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You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.126
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You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.248
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You: First one to the MOON!
*Touches the Bald guy*27 -
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!-27
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You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'-94
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You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!113
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You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.233
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You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.191